The Throat Tickler

This unique creature is wet, slippery and wriggly and occupies the grey area between a sea anemone and a sex toy. The throat tickler beckons from your plate with its come-hither motions and clings to your lips as you slurp it down. Because they have no organs or nervous system, Throat Ticklers are not truly alive. Their seductive movement is caused by sodium altering the voltage differentials across cell membranes, causing the muscle tissue to contract. A dash of salty soy sauce gives the throat tickler’s tentacles a sensual surge. Never before has a tickle in your throat been quite such a hedonistic experience.